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Saturday, September 21, 2013

The Cult of the Jamaican Assassin!






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The cult of the Jamaican Assasin

 So imagine that a man can take your life without cause or reason simply by being paid to do so. What does that say about our society? Are we short of jobs? Or are we just short of morality  and High regard for the inestimable price of human life! How does it feel like go about our lives knowing that we are all walking around with a price tag on our foreheads. 

Somewhere in some seedy district, someone might be putting a price on your head and your days are ultimately numbered. How would that make you feel? 

People do not learn to resolve problems anymore. We just opt to kill our problems by eliminating people. 

You can't reason with people who kill for a living because after all this is just a job for him and he does what many of us in society are afraid to do. In truth we the people keep the Assasin in business because we the pretend to be normal and civil citizens are the ones who hire them. 

The Assassin sees us all as people of monetary valued, traded at any convenient time for a suitable price. Birds, fish and even crocodiles have a season but human beings do not have any season, any day you can be hunted down and murdered like a dog. 

Men who play God, do not see their own frail human condition in the acts that degrades the advances that we have made as a people to distance ourselves from the animalism and basal inclination that makes us apart of the animal kingdom. 

Imagine growing my child, investing in her future. Time to nurture her and then someone denies me the right to see her come to fruition in her worldly pursuits. How is that fair? 

What can save our society? 

Education is the key to unlocking our minds from the shackles of ignorance that is giving rise to these devious subcultures. 

We need to teach our people empathy, to see your own humanity in every human being and in doing so be committed to treating others the way, you treat yourself. Valuing someone's life, the way you cherish yours and that of your family.  

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Asset Family Entertainment Promises to add a superior cadence to the entertainment fraternity.



Party Promotions has become a big business in Jamaica and many people see it as a viable investment. Assets Family want to make their mark on the entertainment industry in Jamaica.

Here is what A MEMBER had to say...

"Asset family originates from Geneva in grange hill Westmorland. It consist of five young male entrepreneurs. We are newcomers to the entertainment industry however we are in process of hosting the most entertaining party of its kind. The party's name is $tocks & Bonds. It will be launch on Nov 13th at the Hacka Family headquarters in Causeway Grange Hill. The official party will be on Noveember 15 at the Billy's Skateland in Grange Hill Square Westmorland. Music by Grenade Disco, Jaz Intl and Do Gargamel. There will be lots of give aways throughout the night. Security will not be an issue as we will have the presence of the grange hill police service on site throughout the night also one of our member is a constable in the force. This is going to be a fantastic event, you can't afford to hear about it on the 16th. Nov 15th all roads lead to Billy's skateland..."

Photography becoming the best Proffesion: Ask Angelinfocus



In this economy people with vision and talent will definitely find a way to survive. Social Media Photography Yielders Angelinfocus have capitalised on this venture and have become one of the biggest names in the industry of capturing moments on the entertainment scene.


Friday, September 13, 2013

Newest Profession of the twenty first Century!

Here are A List of several great Careers that Jamaicans should be considering.




1.Computer System Analyst

Think of a computer systems analyst as a tech project manager. He or she is often a liaison between the IT department and a client, and has influence over both the budgetary and technical considerations of a project.

2. Data Base Administrator
The more digitized our society becomes, the more important the role of database administrator becomes. By 2020, we'll need about 33,900 new ones to store, organize, manage, and troubleshoot all the content we store on computers.


3.Software Developers
These tech-smart professionals who design, construct, test, and maintain software should see abundant job growth up to the year 2020. The Bureau of Labor Statistics predicts 27.6 percent expansion, or 143,800 new positions.

4. Web Developer
Web developer" might seem like a generic term, but a lot of schooling and skill goes into making a website look good and operate well. According to the Labor Department, about 65,700 new Web developers will enter the working world by 2020.

5. IT Manager
Having a hard time distinguishing between the tech jobs on this list? This tech wizard is the go-to person when your email won't send or your Internet crashes. As the head of the IT department, this professional ensures the company's network is operating smoothly and that dangerous threats like hackers and malware are kept at bay.

6. Interpretor and Translator
Whether it's sign language, spoken language, or written language, interpreters and translators are utilizing an invaluable skill. If you are fluent in a second language, you could find yourself working in a lucrative, secure, and growing position. The Labor Department predicts more than 42 percent employment growth in this profession over the coming decade.

7. Computer Programmer

C++, Python, and other computer languages should be second-nature for an ambitious computer programmer. Some of the most proficient could earn up to $114,000 a year.

8. Epidemiologist are need in Jamaica to treat outbreaks so that we do not have to seek international specialist when we have disease outbreaks.
Epidemiologists study hard to prevent the next bubonic plague, SARS outbreak, and swine flu scare. The Labor Department anticipates growth for this field, as well as other medical scientists, of 35.8 percent up to 202


9. Market Research Analyst
Think of this profession as people-watching for a paycheck. Market research analysts watch people, listen, and study them to determine their habits and preferences. They then advise clients on how to package, brand, and sell products appropriately.

10. Diagnostic Medical Sonographer
To do this job well, you’ll have to master the technical, like using medical equipment and making sure the patient is properly placed to get a just-right image, as well as the social, like interacting with nervous patients awaiting information on a medical condition. Sonographers are expecting liberal openings for the next few years.

11. Computer Systems Administrator
Without the expertise of network and computer systems administrators, your office network would be hampered by a string of technological glitches. Aside from maintaining a healthy computer network, they also lend their tech knowledge to managing telecommunication networks. This profession is expected to add 96,600 new positions by 2020.

12.Medical Secretary
Medical secretaries become well-versed in insurance rules, billing practices, and hospital procedures. The reward for their diligence is job security, as the Labor Department projects 40 percent employment growth for this profession.

13. Civil Engineers
We need more of these in Jamaica to fix our roads. The concrete streets you walk, the asphalt highways your wheels caress, and the buildings you sit in were all planned by civil engineers. If you want to be the designer who keeps our society humming, this job is for you.

14. Radiologic Technologist
Technologists use X-ray, computed tomography (CT), and magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) equipment to assist physicians in diagnosing patients. As with other healthcare posts, this one will also expand—nearly 30 percent by 2020.

15. Cost Estimator
Before the first hammer is swung, a cost estimator must coordinate with engineers, architects, and construction managers to determine the technical, mechanical, and fiscal requirements of a project. These hyper-organized critical thinkers could see their workforce swell by 36 percent this decade.

16. Financial Advisors
We have a lot of therapists on our list: physical, occupational, marriage and speech, to name a few. Think of a financial advisor as a money therapist. He or she provides guidance on how to spend and save your money. Expect 66,400 new openings for this position before 2020.

17.Compliance Officer
Are you a stickler for rules? Consider working as a compliance officer. These professionals are employed in many industries to ensure ethics are practiced, laws are followed, and regulations are met. The BLS predicts 15 percent growth in this field by 2020.

18. Clinical Laboratory Assistance
healthcare facilities, clinical laboratory technicians work behind the scenes, preparing lab specimens and running tests. The best-paid in the profession earn around $56,000 a year.

19. Public Relation Specialist
There’s a lot of finesse involved in producing and distributing communication materials that uphold and promote a client’s image. The field’s elite also have a gift for gab and understand the art of the sell. Expect this occupation to grow by nearly 23 percent by 2020.

20. Paramedic
If you have an interest in working as a paramedic, consider working as a volunteer first. Those in the know say this approach will give you a taste for the job and make you more marketable should you choose to pursue this career.

21.Clinical Social Worker
A clinical medical social worker is concerned with helping people receive proper medical care and support. But the key ingredient to helping patients will be the ability to empathize with them. With more baby boomers needing care in the years ahead, the Labor Department predicts a 34 percent growth rate in this profession.

22. Meeting, Convention and Event PLanner
Openings are ample in this profession—nearly 45,000 by the decade’s close—but there are also a lot of applicants. For an inside edge, earn a bachelor’s degree in hospitality management. You should also receive the certified meeting planner credential if you’d really like to stand out.

23.Mental Health Counselor
One day, a stressed-out college student may be sitting in your office. The next, a depressed professional. Not only is the patient list broad, but so is the scope of the work, ranging from diagnosing disorders to coordinating care with other health professionals.

24. Logisticians
Logisticians solve theoretical problems for manufacturing or retail businesses, sometimes proving indispensable in large-scale disaster-relief efforts. Their input can be life-saving. Logistician employment is expected to expand 25.5 percent by 2020.

25. Paralegal
Paralegals are expected to grow at a faster clip than lawyers—something to think about if you’re interested in law but don’t wish to undergo all the schooling (and possible school loans) required to get a law degree.


26. Fabricator
Constructing commercial aircraft, household appliances, automobiles, and toys is a team sport, and the players are called fabricators. Consider this occupation if you’ve always been curious about how products are put together. Just keep in mind that some areas of this field will see greater hiring opportunity than others. Structural metal fabricators will experience 16 percent job growth from now to 2020.

TED Brown: Mr Universe Birthday Bash: A fashion and Hype Affair!




Ted Brown is well know in Jamaica as being the man who has all the radio stations' numbers on speed dial. You would hear Ted Brown on every radio station imaginable giving shout outs to people all around Jamaica and of course endorsing his celebrity friend Dance hall Diva D'angel. Ted Brown is a celebrity within himself after winning several best dress male endorsement, he has made himself a fashion trendsetter for western Jamaica and the only man who can effectively endorse your party.

Ted Brown is promoter, supporter, businessman and socialite. Ted Brown's highly anticipated Birthday Party at the Coconut Grove in Llandilo is one that will be fully endorsed and teeming with patrons come next week.

He has the likes of host Elise Kelly, Dancehall Diva D'angel and Rising star Baby Tash.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Owen Salmon: Technology Guru from Darliston Westmoreland


Owen Salmon knew that he would become an entreprenuer because he grew up seeing his parents as sole traders.He attributes his business skills to have been inherited from his prudent father and industrious mother.

He is now the owner of his Own company Trading as Ows Systems and i will say that anyone who can fix my computer or Tablet remotely is someone of remarkable talent.

Owen has been working with computers from the dawn of the internet. He understands more than anyone the power of the internet and will become an integral asset to Jamaica's foray into Technology in the future as he plans to invest more in his country.

Owen Salmon is your go to man if you need a great security system installed that you can access from anywhere in the world,. Big corporations with computer security issues should be logging on to owssystems.com for all their configuration and security needs.

He is our tech savvy Guy and his resume is impressive. He is currently writing a book on Technological Developments for Jamaica. He has contributed to his former schools by bringing computers and donating them. He is an asset to rural Jamaica.
Contact Owen Here

Seven Reasons to ditch your old Flame


I often say that i thanked this particular and only one night stand for opening up my eyes to what relationships are truly made up of in the real world. People who will pretend, lie, and act until they get what they want from you then reveal their true colours. A male friend told me today that Crystal I like you so I am gonna break the guy code and share some insights on men.

1. You cannot change a person. If he shows you his real colours believe him. He has stopped caring to hide who he really is.


2. You cannot have a relationship with me or any other man, if you do not let go of what this guy did to you. You have essentially centred your entire life on proving to him that you are worthy. No relationship that you go in will ever work if you do not let it go.

3. Always look for the right signs in a man. Do not make the same mistakes or else you will keep dating the same ass holes. Do not ignore the signs and say he will change. No man is that introspective to change who he is. You either gonna take him or leave him. Do not stay with him or forgive him because he can fuck good, he is cute or he has money. He knows you do not worth shit because any woman with any grain of self worth or self respect would wanna stay with a man that treats her like crap.

4.Choose the person that meshes with your dreams and habits, not the guy that fits the little check-list you have in your head.Sometimes Mr Right has too many options to settle for average.

5. It doesn't matter how long you take to have sex with a guy if he does not get that connection , he will run.

6. Always choose the guy who make you laugh, feel happy or special, the one that makes sense not the one that makes your adrenaline rush because after about three months that high...fizzles out and relationship based on rush will die.

7. If he doesn't call, text, or come back to you after at least a month consider that he has moved on. No man in his right mind can love a woman and stay away from her that long. Even if he loves you, he still thinks you are not worth the bother...

Negril Estate: The place to live by Stalwart Patrick Fletcher


Negril Estate is like a paradise within a paradise. It is the safest, best choice for first world convenience in western Jamaica. Island Broker and one of western Jamaica's most successful real estate broker Patrick Fletcher makes no mistake when he describes his pet project as " Negril Estate is an environmentally friendly exclusive gated residential community that is located on the hill 3/4 mile east of the round-about in Negril, Jamaica. Negril Estate is equipped with all first world infrastructure to ensure that residents live in fine style with all amenities conducive to the good life.Own your piece of paradise now, contact us at 971-7777 / 952-9630 / 305-432-9677 / or email us at land2@cwjamaica.com or visit our website at www.negrilestate.com"


Shauna Knott Is not just one of the most Prolific Party Promoters, She is a Fashion Icon



Shauna Knott knows how to throw a great party in Jamaica's little Miami aka Negril. But she is one fashion icon. She definitely knows how to raise the bar and show women the latest, most classy and elegant trends.
Whether its a makeshit beachwear or sultry evening gown. She takes sexiness and fashion up a couple notches. Women take notches.

From stepping out casually


There is a reason why she calls herself "Foreplay", You get stimulated by just looking at her.


She makes fashion, party promotions look very easy. She is the epitome of beauty and brains. She is very humble with all the gifts that god has blessed her with. Big up Shauna Foreplay Knott




Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Minka Luv: Humble Designer from the West



Minka is from a big family in a small westmoreland town. Everybody knows that Minka became a Rastafarian because she listened to Buju Banton. She was fondly called "Buju" by many members of the community. Shes a beautiful Rastafairian woman with a passion for crocheting.
She crochets clothing, designed from her own artistic imagination. She is a woman of immense patience and serenity. She has blossomed from a country girl with a dream into a full blown star.

People boast of her accomplishments and contribution to Jamaicans Fashion development. Designers everywhere laud Minka for her extraordinary skill and we are glad to have known her personally during her formative years.

She still keeps a little shop in her community square reminding passerbys that Minka is product of the rural area of Jamaica. If you want to wear clothes that emanates from the heart and touch of a designer with a passion then Click Here to access MinKa's World.

Minka's Designs





Ajay Richards Talks About Sinners Prayers



JYUNGG is from a small rural community in Westmorland. He knew from his teenage years that he wanted to be an entertainer. He released his first video for his hit single ":sinners prayer" in 2012 and has not looked back since. He has appeared as opening act for several shows including Dark Entertainments dream weekend party in Negril Westmoreland.




JYUNGG is talented young artiste that hopes to bring a substantial cadance to the Jamaican Music Industry.he has attributed his rise to his own determination and the support of his friends mainly party promoter Group Hacka-Family.

Here he is with his trademark, JYUNGG Pose.

If you wish to book J YUNGG for shows click here

Here is what his artisteCard Profile states

J-Yungg is a lyrically robust, versatile artiste, (who like his career colleagues) carves his music from experiences and his surroundings, what set him apart (distinguish) is his above average intelligence, his creativity in developing concept and delivery that is above par. Born Ajay Richard on the 16th of December in the latter half of the 1980s, J-Yungg hails from the community of Grange Hill. As a resident of Grange Hill he has been exposed to the good, the bad and the ugly side of growing in a rural community.


He however credits this community for his "confident yet humble" persona and ability to deal with the harsh realities of life. J-Yungg also credits his uncle reggae artiste "Carefulone" for the introduction to his first love-Music. At the tender age of 8 accompanied his uncle who was billed for major shows in his community.

These shows featured artistes like Ninja Man and other known acts. The thrill received from these performances got him hooked and he continued to pursue music and ventured into Hip Hop(Rapping) J-Yungg's big break came when the legendary Guitarist Lincoln Thomas introduced him to David "D-MO" Morris who has produced for the likes of Aidonia, Blak Ryno, Spice among others on the House Of Leeds label.

Are all Dancehall Wives this dumb?

This interview makes dancehall wives look so bad.
Taniesha "Shorty" Kartel main baby mother sounds vacuous in this interview.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

The Stick up

This is what i call a stick up. I saw the crowda crew mouth dem drop pon the ground when Eric took the mike and tweeted that dub plate about being pregnant for John. Me see it say Erica is a serious gyal whpo is determine to mash up everybody dolly house and own the man fe herself. John run out of the dance hiding. He had three women there plus the dub plate girl and now he don't know what to do because him secret buss out and everybody ago quarrel. Well he is a loose cannon and no woman likes a man who sleeps around with several women without condom. It is not the first time this community dick has been called upon charges of pregnancies and the truth is no girl can say she pregnant for you if you aint fucking it bareback, HIm serious eh? AND THE WAY AIDS TINK A WARRICKA HILL

Monday, July 1, 2013

Thank God Me never Fryten fe Scammer Man

This story does not reflect the views of The Kuntry Gyal Journal but was provided via email. If you are a blogger or have a story that you will like to showcase here email us at creyan2008@gmail.com The only thing going on for this boy is the gold convertible and those brown eyes. His behaviour was dirty and he is soo ghetto. Anybody who knows him, probably figured he was not born in this life. His brother was a reputed scammer. I wanted to ketch a likkle social hype so i decided to give this cretin the time of the day. I also was thinking that i could get some money off him but it did not work out. He was meaner and tighter than a vice grip. And was the lyadest man I have ever had the misfortune to encounter. We went to his house that night to see if we could try out the thing, Place looks nice although i saw the pair of female slippers beside the curtain. I surmised this was his whore house. He flipped on the tv and started showing me some porn. Worst thing ever. I do love porn but it doesn't turn me on. Its more of a distraction than anything else. But i think the porn was meant for his dead cock and not for me. he looked at me and said " me like my girl them well freaky, so prepared to be freaky" I just kissed my phlucking teeth... I realised that i could not sleep with this guy and what really irked me more than anything was when he took off his underpants. He had the blackest, ugliest buttocks i ever saw. Looked like he hadn't wash his ass for days... disgusting...

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Wolverine : A Jamaican Love story!

Wolverine Read Excerpt from Crystal's Novel Wolverine. Buy today through Paypal. Free shipping within ten days I have always heard my girlfriends talking about Wolverine; dark, handsome and infectious are his epithets. Well to me he is not drop dead gorgeous but he had this attractiveness about him that made him irresistible or is it the Lexus Alteeza that he drove that had women drooling over him. He is 5feet 8inches tall and has Saudi Arabian phenotype. He is an accountant at Bank of Nova Scotia Limited and his mother is from a prominent family in the Grange District. I often wonder what it would be like to have wolverine stare at me in a propositioning way but apparently that was never going to happen since every time I see him or look at him he looked right through me. It is as if where he is concerned I am invisible or non-existent. Eventually, I accept the notion that I would never get near a guy like wolverine since I was obviously not his type. I am 5feet 4inches tall, voluptuous and averagely attractive. I am no femme fatale and I mostly see him with skinny girls and I was nowhere near a silhouette physique. I remember seeing him one Sunday morning in his mechanical chariot and as I stare at the car expecting him to see the desperado in my eyes and wave at me, take my number and later on ask me to marry him. He rolled passed me without even a horn blow. Last week I went to a party and while I was enjoying the reverie, I saw the Alteeza strolling up the avenue. He alighted from the vehicle like a Greek god staring me dead in the eye and then he averted his gaze. I was transfixed and vowed to cherish that moment that he had looked at me. Moments after his entrance, an African semblance chick alight from the car and proceeded in the direction that he went. Looking at girl, I realized that I was not so bad after all and that if I lost a few pounds he may see me as a desirable woman. Three years later… I hate taking the taxi in the afternoon after a long day at work, filing accounts and auditing transactions. This driver was not bad since he played music and I love a taxi that plays contemporary music. As I shift over more in the car to allow another passenger inside, my prince sped pass in his chariot. I felt love welling up into my heart. Right there and then I decided that I was going to find a way to call him and express my eternal, undying love for him. The next morning I decided to call wolverine’s workplace and use a pretext to get his number and then call him as a mystery woman. I got the number and I called him expressing the desire for a contract agreement with his company. When I rang his phone I hang up due to nervosa complexity and told my assistant to answer the phone, if he called back and he did. This guy was going to put me in what Rhianna called a Rehab. My assistant spoke with him while I giggled like a lovesick teenager. She ended the conversation and she said “he sounds sober”. I laughed and decided that I was going to send him a web text. I send the text and he replied by texting my phone. We text each other until he called and we spoke on the phone. I deduced from our verbal exchange that he was hilarious, sweet and companiable. He talked to me as if we were old friends catching up on old times. He told me that he was living in Grange which I found perplexing since I had assumed that he left the area. Since he was not being forward with his data I decided not to be probity either. We decided to meet later in the afternoon and I was ecstatic for the rest of the evening. Chapter Two I stood at my door waiting for wolverine to pick me up in his Alteeza. I was very nervous and anxious about meeting him. As I stood I saw the Alteeza pulled up at my feet and I walked in front of the car. I sat in the car and he turns the lights on to get a good look at my face. I felt sheepish and feverish under his probing eyes and that’s when I realized that he is not that good looking from close range. He had beamy eyes and his hair lining was receding. I discovered that he was older that I had assumed and that he had a beer belly that his clothes hid. Most disturbing was that he had a fetish that I could not comply with and he was a pervert. He did not like women of my size even though he never said it directly but he implied that conviction in his reactions to my preference of food and his catalogue reputation. Wolverine was a braggart and lack propositioning skills On the other hand he had a delectable sense of humour. He is charming and has this innocent look on his face that broke my heart every time I stare at him. He exudes this cool confidence, air of humility and appears to have a sense of purpose in his life. He was not perfect. He brought me home with him and there I encountered another disappointment. His house was basically a bachelor’s pub. There was minimal furniture in the apartment even though the basic conveniences were available. Wolverine’s clothing was strewn over the floor, in boxes and barrels in one corner. He had a dusty dresser set that did not have any figures, crochet accoutrement only hygienic assortments. The TV was placed on a box in his room marked HCG cassettes (I asked him what he was doing with a box of pregnancy tests and he laughed and said that he had recently moved in the apartment and the boxes had clothing in them) and the bedspread was rumpled and dirty. I proceeded to change the bedspread and linen since he had left to go to the town and will be back in five minutes. He told me that I could take anything from the fridge and that I should make myself at home. After I emended the bed I walked over to the fridge which was stacked with Red Bull, Milo Energy Drink, Hypnotic and a half bottle of tequila and other non-perishable edibles. There were fruits and vegetables in the tray and lobsters, shrimp and chicken back in the freezer. The stove in the kitchen was spotless probably due to lack of usage. The counters were clean and the kitchen floor was spotless a stark contrast to the living and bed room. The bathroom was also clean and sparkly. He returned with a dazzling smile on his face and said “oh my I see you have made yourself at home” I laughed beaming with pride “oh it’s nothing” I replied staring into his beautiful hazel eyes. I could lose myself into those cocoa butter pools. He smiled while removing his pants and asked “are you nervous?” I was feeling edgy but it is the last thing I wanted to admit “No! Just a little disoriented. I have not dated in a while” He laughed and came to stand over me at the same time removing his shirt. I felt cowered and just stared at the TV, a safe digression from what was unfolding before my eyes. He took his shirt off and was now only in underwear. I jumped when he placed his hand on my chest and coaxed “are you nervous? Why is your heart beating so fast?” I rolled my eyes and pretended to be coy while removing his hand that was placed flat against my breast “what?” I said smiling “take your hands off my breast!” He placed his hand firmer on my chest and crowed “why? I love to feel them” staring at me with heated intensity he continued his articulation “am going to take a bath, do you want to wash my back?” My mouth dropped open in shock at his endearment “no! Sorry I don’t want my hands to get wet”. He walked away and countered “you sure it’s your hands that you are afraid of wetting up”. I laughed and told him to go hell. He laughed and sauntered into the bathroom butt naked. I tried to act furtive towards his nakedness but the truth be told I had gotten an eyeful. I watched TV while he took his bath. I was tempted to go inside and peek at him for fun sake but my grandmother had always warned me not to pour gasoline on a fire when I am trying to oust it. I restrained my wild side and opt to watch the TV instead. His tummy did not look that big in the nude. He had a mat of hair on his chest and sexy bow-legs. His butt was pert and he had tone arms. He was not endowed in his area of proficiency but he argued that such malady could be compensated by other means… A spectacle walked across the room and interrupted my chain of thoughts. Wolverine was standing in front of the mirror drying himself with a towel stark naked completely oblivious to or rather nonchalant of my gape. He turned towards me and places his leg up on the bed trapping me between his crotches while his unabashed appendage danced from leg to leg before my very eyes. I felt afraid as there was that sardonic yet victors look on his face as I tried sheepishly and timidly to convince him to remove his masculinity from before me. He protests, grinning “Why you turning you head away...you shy…, look at me, please?” “I do not want to look at you” I replied sternly while wrestling my face from his hand that was trying to pry my head from the direction of the television. I protest “please leave me alone” He laughed and said “I am going to rape you” in a comical tone and walked away towards the living room. I watch him sashayed away whereas my jaw dropped open and I burst into loud guffaws. This man was insane. I kept on chuckling until he modeled back into the room, eyed me seriously and professed “are you going to let me rape you… you’re not afraid that I would do it…or would you prefer if I went on my knees and beg” I chortled “whenever… if ever we reach that level it will be entirely consensual” He cocked one brow and said “pretty please…please do me a beg you…pretty pleaaase….” I rolled with laughter and chided “you are such a charmer” He laughed and kept on with his charade by getting down on the floor on his precious knees. I walked over to him and to my astonishment; he pulled me down on the floor and began to kiss me savagely. The kiss was bittersweet as my bum hurt from the hard hit it got on the concrete. He started to caress my back and eventual my entire body in long compelling and riveting finger strokes. He took my hand and guided it to his pubis which was hard with desire. I felt as if my hands touch a torch and I tussled from his embrace and sat on the bed while he was looking at me with a ridiculous grin on his face. I felt angry, cheap and insignificant; what the hell was I doing. I had dreamt of this moment but not like this and definitely not on the first night. He was to take me to a restaurant for us to have dinner and now he is trying to seduce me. I queried “aren’t you going to take me to dinner”. He became all austere and said “I have an errand that I have to run immediately that’s not going to happen tonight” I was pissed and replied coolly “I haven’t eaten all evening”. He shrugged and supplied “I can take you to KFC”… I felt demoted but I acquiesced. It’s better than not getting anything to eat. He has definitely lost points with me. I wonder why he no longer wanted to take me out. And it suddenly struck me as I looked at my reflection in the mirror in the KFC line and saw him outside speaking to an attractive female. I had disappointed him and he decided that I was not good enough to take out. At that moment I was glad that I did not give into his sexual overtures and after crushing on him for so long I have to agree that he does not deserve me. I am too good for the likes of him.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

The first Relationship with a Town Man

Now This Story might sound all too familiar but Every country girl dream is to meet a man uptown. This yah one yah ago mek UNOO, pOP up and out! I boarded the bus with butterflies in my belly. What if he doesn't show up? What if he does and doesn't like me and runs away leaving me alone in Halfway tree inna bad bad town for the entire night? He kept calling me wanting to know how far i was on my journey, he was obviously as anxious and excited to see me as i was to see him. HE sounded perfect on the Phone and His pics were so hot... Three hours later... I disembarked the bus and spun around to see if he was waiting for me. 9 pm in the night and there was no one at the 3 miles bus stop. Why did he ask me to stop here. I began to question the folly of my decision and opened my phone to call him. His Phone rang without response. I called up a few friends and family i had in Kingston to see if anyone could come and get me. I burst into tears, How could i have been so stupid ? How could someone be this unfeeling to let me travel this far and not show up? I knew he was simply "too good to be true". I walked towards a supermarket and makeshift taxi stand i passed a couple blocks away. As i moved off, a bright light came out of no where and a car sped up beside me. I walked closer into the banking and the horns tooted. I looked behind me to see a finger motioning for me to stop. I hurried along, the car came alongside, the most handsome face and whitest row of teeth i had ever seen under a car roof light stared back at me. Why was he grinning like a JACKASS? He looked hotter than he did in his pics. I laughed and wipe the tears from my eyes. I stood there looking at him, looking so suave and relaxed. He was perfect. ahhhhh. Look at those biceps, looked as if he could burst out the sleeves of that sexy V-NECK shirt he was was wearing. i salivated, I've never seen a man look that good in a V-NECK. I opened the car door and slid into the seat of his shiny black Chrysler. I had to look twice or else i would have thought it a Bentley or a Rolls Royce Phantom. Yea I am not just obsessed with AFFLUENT men, I am fixated with posh, opulent cars. Looking the way he did, sounding the way he did, he is definitely getting some Kitty Kat Tonight! CHapter one of Crystal Evans new Novel " I LOVE white TS"